The Jocular Interlude!

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Okay, irrespective of whether you are a salesman or anybody you must be aware of the fact that God and Doctors have something very important in common. You just cannot afford to displease either. If you are foolhardy enough to make God unhappy you are likely to land up with a doctor! And, if you happen to offend a doctor you are likely to end up with God!

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A man dreams of having…

7 Figure Salary!
6 Figure Savings Deposit!
5 Bedroom Ownership Flat!
4 Wheeler Vehicle!
3 Weeks’ Holidays!
2 Lovely Children!
1 Dumb Wife!

                                                                                                Courtesy! Yazdi N Engineer.
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C Suresh said…
Great! Probably every woman dreams of a man with all that and idiot enough to think she is dumb:):)
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Sandee said…
Bwahahahahahaha. Good one.

Have a terrific day. :)
Monday, April 23, 2012
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