The Festive Call!


I was disturbed by various ‘business’ calls during work on that day. Since the Indian festive season was in full bloom such calls were not that unnatural. Getting exasperated with a plethora of telemarketing calls from banks, insurance companies and the like I ignored one from an absolutely unknown mobile number. When the same number called again, I answered thinking it could be an important call from someone not at all connected to the lot. I cursed myself as the lady voice spoke up on the other side...

‘Hello Sir, I’m calling from xyz finance company...”
“Yes?” I responded.
“Sir, our xyz finance company is giving you an overdraft facility...”
“Why?”
“Sir, half of your monthly salary will be given as overdraft to you...”
“Why?”
“Sir, the amount will be totally interest free...”
“Why?”
“So Sir, where do you work and what is your monthly salary?”

And then I hung up. The audacious lady tried several times later on. However, I decided to follow the age-old dictum ‘once bitten, twice shy’ tooth and nail!

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